Coming in Germany!

There was a slight upset on the train the other night, or more than a few, for you see Peter Piper got left on the train coming back from Amsterdam, for he had given all his change to a passer-by, then gone shoe and CD-shopping for to catch the Ä-train! Then, he had gotten carried away offering pickles to young Dutch college girls. Oh, my! When it came time to catch the proper train, he was at a loss, for all the lights had gone out. The train went, but then it was suddenly going backwards and then Benito wished he had the help of his prostitute friend. So, that is how it happened. Then the train came to a stop in the train depot and stayed there. 'Wo ist mein Zug?' thought Peter Piper at that moment. And so he got up and made for the front of the train, so as to find out where the train driver had gotten to. Oh, my, thought Peter Piper, this is a scene from one of my favorite Hitchcock movies! Finally, there came someone out to the train to rescue the poor Peter Piper. 'Poor Peter Piper!' he said, 'Kommen Sie hier!' So he went and they had to take a taxi back to the proper train station, for to get a train to Aerendenhout. 'How silly is that!' thought Peter Piper disembarking from the train.

Now Benito had to get up early to make his train the next time.